Meanie Dr. Feedies!!

Welcome to another day in the life of Azure...

This is my Mom and Dad. They love me a lot. I love them too, I was just really mad about something at the time. I get angry!





Normally my life is pretty painless. My mom wakes up when I'm hungry at night, and she feeds me my bottle until I'm sleepy again. I only wake up once in the night needing food, I pretty good at sleeping. So is my Daddy! Then, Mommy puts me back in my crib and I go back to bed. Then I sleep some more until my belly wakes me up, and in turn I wake Mommy up. We like to sleep late, usually about 9 or 10. Then the first thing I see when the sunshine is in my room, after I start squawking is my Mommy! See, I've figured this out. I'm hungry... just squawk and she's there. I pooped my pants... just whine and Mommy can read my mind (or sometimes she sniffs my bum). I really like having a mommy that helps me keep my bum nice and fresh and clean. So, after I have a nice new diaper in, we go downstairs. Today, Mommy put on a DVD that is supposed to help me make my connections in my brain. I know what Yellow is. Or at least, she thinks I do. She thinks I speak English too because she is always talking to me in her big fancy talk instead of trying to talk like me. I know three words. COOoooo... Pbbbbb... (with spit and bubbles) and ahhhh. I am the smartest baby alive!! But anyway, she bought some Baby Einstein DVD's for me. I'm going to share them with my cousin Tori. Her full name is Victoria Eve. I may end up calling her something else besides Tori.. who knows, but I'm sure we're going to be close to being sisters because our Mommies are sisters. I'll teach her all she needs to know about life. I'll show her what bugs to eat, and what dirt tastes best, and I'm sure we'll do bad sings together because that's what close cousins do. We're going to have so much fun being naughty together! Wee!!!

I had a traumatic experience yesterday. Mommy took me to my favorite stranger, Dr. Feedies. He said that I weight 14 pounds and am 24 inches tall. I'm in the 50Th percentile on height and weight, apparently that is where I should be. My head however, is in the 75Th percentile. OK, so I have a big head, so what?? I just won't wear hats. No big deal, my mom's head is ENORMOUS, so mine will always look smaller that that melon on her head!!! So, at the doctor, these two mean girls came in. They both jabbed a needle right into my thighs!!!! I screamed and screamed! Mommy said she was sorry. I'll show you Mommy... in fact, I'm a bit ripe, why don't you go ahead and clean my undercarriage for me! Then, we went to a BBQ to say goodbye to my cousin, Michael. My aunts are nice to me. My aunt Michele and Lissy are very nice to me. I also got to see my cool uncle Jeff. I really like Jeff. And I like my cousins too, they are nice to me. My aunt Jen wasn't there unfortunately, she lives in Las Vegas. And my aunt Suzanne wasn't there either, because she lives far far away, in California. Mommy said we will go visit them soon. I have a great big family, and Tori and I are the two youngest. Boy are we going to be spoiled! HA!! Well, it's time for me to take a nap. If I don't nap, I get all frustrated and I cry for no apparent reason. Mommy can soothe me but it takes a while. So many thoughts go through my head when I'm tired, that I'd rather just cry. Let's all take a nap shall we??