I learned a new trick!

Well hello my friends!! I'm sorry it's been so long since I've written to you all. I've been very busy. I learned something. I've been perfecting it over the past few weeks. It's called MANIPULATION... it's really fun. See, what I do is.... if I wake up in my crib, I cry. Then Mommy comes and gets me, and puts me in her bed. Then, I have learned how to wiggle my way as close to Mommy as I can, so she has about 3 inches to herself and I have the WHOLE bed!! Well, except when Daddy's home, and then I just have the middle of the bed, but either way, I have figured out how to get my way! Mommy tries to trick me.

At night when it's time for ni nite, we always "hold hands". It's the only way I can go to sleep is if I'm holding my Mommy's hand. I have to have her hand as close to my face as possible but I usually fall right asleep. That's when she THINKS she can trick me. She must carry me back to my crib but when my belly wakes me up, and my eyes open, and I see those bars, I SCREAM!! Then of course, within minutes, there's Mommy. I smile. And she can't resist my smile, who could? I'm getting VERY good at this. I do it every night. So I usually wake up next to Mommy and Daddy and I know I have won again!

These are my parents. I promise they're really nice to me! I don't know why I am so mad in this picture though... I know I was tired. I wanted to hold hands and go ni nite... and then start the manipulation... hee hee!

Well friends, I guess that's pretty much all I need to report for now. I'll try to write more, it's hard getting away from that Mommy! She's always going after things in me. In my nose, in my bum... in my ears. She always takes care of the boogars, and the poopies if they're stuck and she sticks the cotton things in my ears. I don't like any of these things to be done to me but after, I have to admit (after throwing a fit of course) that they really DO make me feel better! I can breathe after Mommy sticks the evil nose aspirator up my nose, and I DO feel much better when the poopies come. Boy sometimes... if those poopies don't come out that hurts and although what Mommy does is degrading she does tell me she's so sorry and she understands but she promises I'll feel better and you know what? I do! Thanks Mommy for being on the "probe" at all times!

See ya later everybody!

Love,

Azure (Azzy Pazzy)